Homer: So, Mr. Burns is gonna make us all go on a stupid corporate
retreat up in the mountains to learn about _teamwork_.
Which means we'll have to cancel our plans to hang around
here.
Bart: Teamwork is overrated.
Homer: Huh?
Bart: Think about it. I mean, what _team_ was Babe Ruth on? Who
knows.
Lisa+Marge: Yankees.
Bart: Sharing is a bunch of bull, too. And helping others. And
what's all this crap I've been hearing about tolerance?
Homer: Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to
subscribe to your newsletter.
-- Bartweek Monthly, "Mountain of Madness"
retreat up in the mountains to learn about _teamwork_.
Which means we'll have to cancel our plans to hang around
here.
Bart: Teamwork is overrated.
Homer: Huh?
Bart: Think about it. I mean, what _team_ was Babe Ruth on? Who
knows.
Lisa+Marge: Yankees.
Bart: Sharing is a bunch of bull, too. And helping others. And
what's all this crap I've been hearing about tolerance?
Homer: Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to
subscribe to your newsletter.
-- Bartweek Monthly, "Mountain of Madness"
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