Homer: So, Mr. Burns Is Gonna Make Us All Go On A Stupid Corporate Retreat Up In The Mountains To Learn About _teamwork_.

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Homer: So, Mr. Burns is gonna make us all go on a stupid corporate
retreat up in the mountains to learn about _teamwork_.
Which means we'll have to cancel our plans to hang around
Bart: Teamwork is overrated.
Homer: Huh?
Bart: Think about it. I mean, what _team_ was Babe Ruth on? Who
Lisa+Marge: Yankees.
Bart: Sharing is a bunch of bull, too. And helping others. And
what's all this crap I've been hearing about tolerance?
Homer: Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to
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-- Bartweek Monthly, "Mountain of Madness"