Bart: [whining] Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets.
And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination. These
uniforms suck!
Marge: Bart! Where do you pick up words like that?
Homer: [on phone] Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night.
They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but
they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
Marge: Homer! Watch your mouth!
Homer: Aw, I gotta go. My damn weiner kids are listening. [hangs
up]
Lisa: We are not weiners!
Homer: Then what are you dressed like that for?
Bart+Lisa: They made us.
Homer: "Oh, they made us." That's loser-talk! You gotta start
acting more like me and my team, the future champions of the
world. Nothing's going to stop us now!
Burns: {[in his office] Stop everything!}
-- Except for a little thing I like to call Mr. Monty,
"Team Homer"
And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination. These
uniforms suck!
Marge: Bart! Where do you pick up words like that?
Homer: [on phone] Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night.
They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but
they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
Marge: Homer! Watch your mouth!
Homer: Aw, I gotta go. My damn weiner kids are listening. [hangs
up]
Lisa: We are not weiners!
Homer: Then what are you dressed like that for?
Bart+Lisa: They made us.
Homer: "Oh, they made us." That's loser-talk! You gotta start
acting more like me and my team, the future champions of the
world. Nothing's going to stop us now!
Burns: {[in his office] Stop everything!}
-- Except for a little thing I like to call Mr. Monty,
"Team Homer"
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sucked!
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feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
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Marge
Homer! Homer, wake up! There's still a few minutes till our usual bedtime.... - Homer: [snores]
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