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Homer: What the hell are you reading books for?
Bart: I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have some
intelligent stuff to talk about.
Homer: Don't forget to say "I didn't do it."
Bart: Dad, there's more to me than just a catch-phrase.
Homer: How do you figure, boy?
Bart: Watch "The Conan O'Brien Show", you'll see.
Homer: All right, but after Leno I'm all laughed out, you know.
-- "Bart Gets Famous"