Larry: Well, how do ya like that? I have been in a museum. So, what
happened with you and Ma?
Burns: Oh, there was a terrible scandal. Lily's family forced her to
give you up, and bundled her off to a convent in the South Seas.
I never heard from her again. But I prattle on. Tell me
everything about your life.
Larry: Oh, what's to tell? I was at the orphanage till I was 18, then I
got my job at a souvenir stand. Oh, and once I saw a blimp.
-- Uh-huh, "Burns, Baby Burns"
happened with you and Ma?
Burns: Oh, there was a terrible scandal. Lily's family forced her to
give you up, and bundled her off to a convent in the South Seas.
I never heard from her again. But I prattle on. Tell me
everything about your life.
Larry: Oh, what's to tell? I was at the orphanage till I was 18, then I
got my job at a souvenir stand. Oh, and once I saw a blimp.
-- Uh-huh, "Burns, Baby Burns"
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but can you love me for what I am? [cops a... - Larry: Well, uh... sheesh... uh... I'm a little nervous here.
What I'm trying to say is, I'm... Burns: You're... - Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
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And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right... - Larry: Sheesh, Dad and I, we started out great. But now it's falling
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Homer: It's so unfair. You're everything a dad could... - Larry: Dad, what's with you tonight? I mean, I'm getting frostbite over
here.
Burns: I'll tell you what's with me! The humiliation... - Burns: Ahoy-hoy?
Homer: [speaking through a kazoo] Hello,
Mr. Burns. This is the kidnapper. Do you miss...
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Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
Last time <I> ever take a stand... Homer: Well... - Homer: Bart's not mad at me.
Marge: He called you a bad father.
Homer: Marge, when kids these days say `bad', they... - Apu: Thank you all for the kind praise.
Homer: Well,
you deserve it. All these vegetables are really clearing... - Simpson, you'll never own a better RV, and I don't mean that in a good
way.
I mean, literally, buddy. This is for you, you know... - Doll: Guess who, Fat boy!!
Homer: [blinded, bumping around,
with the doll strapped to his head] Marge! ...
