Larry: Well, how 'bout it, Pop? I know it's tough, but can you love me
for what I am? [cops a smirk]
Burns: Uh... well... uh... [hugs Larry] There there, sonny boy. I
suppose I have been a bit... Oh, no, I can't do it. It's just
not me. I'm sorry, Larry. I can't be the family that you need.
Larry: Aw, that's okay. I got a wife and kids. Oh, that reminds me.
They're probably wondering where I went. I told 'em I'm going
for coffee. That was a week ago.
-- "Burns, Baby Burns"