Burns: I See. Well, I -- Ooh, You Know, I Just Remembered, It's Time For My Annual Donation.

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Burns: I see. Well, I -- ooh, you know, I just remembered, it's time
for my annual donation. [brings out checkbook and pen] I wonder
how much I should give.
Man: Well, frankly, test scores like Larry's would call for a very
generous contribution. [opens book] For example, a score of 400
would require a donation of new football uniforms, 300, a new
dormitory, and in Larry's case, we would need an international
Woman: Yale could use an international airport, Mr. Burns.
-- Then maybe a stock exchange market, "Burns,
Baby Burns"