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• Burns: I see. Well, I -- ooh, you know, I just remembered, it's time for my annual donation.
  [brings out checkbook and pen] I wonder how much I should give....
• Larry: Hey, I'm looking for this guy. [shows an old picture of Burns] Anyone know who he is?
  Bart: Yeah, sure, we know him. That's Mr. Burns....
• Smithers: [eyeing Larry] Yes? Larry: [sweating] Yeah, uh.
  .. Hi, my-my name is Larry. I'm here to see Mr....
• Burns: Well, son, delighted to have met you. It's good to know that.
  .. there's another kidney out there for me. Larry...
• Burns: Oh this might take a while, Smithers. Why don't you get drunk and stumble around comically for my amusement?
  Smithers: [taking bottle of booze] I'll be a one-man conga line....
• Burns: Smithers, I've just seen the most heroic dog on television.
  He pulled a toddler from the path of a speeding car, then pushed a criminal in front of it....
• Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right, that's it, Home
  either Burns goes, or Moe goes. Apu: Yes, I am afraid that I am going to have to make a similar threat with my name in place of Moe's name....
• Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he loves you.
  And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...