Homer: Maybe we did fake a kidnapping, but is that really such a crime?
All your son wanted was a little attention, a little love. I'm a
father myself, sir. And sure, sometimes my kids can be obnoxious
[Bart glares], or boring [Lisa glares], or stinky [Maggie
glares], but they can always count on one thing: their father's
unconditional love.
-- Lover of all obnoxious boring stinky creatures on
Earth, "Burns, Baby Burns"
All your son wanted was a little attention, a little love. I'm a
father myself, sir. And sure, sometimes my kids can be obnoxious
[Bart glares], or boring [Lisa glares], or stinky [Maggie
glares], but they can always count on one thing: their father's
unconditional love.
-- Lover of all obnoxious boring stinky creatures on
Earth, "Burns, Baby Burns"
Related:
- Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he
loves you.
And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: I'm going to regale everyone with my anecdote.
You know, the one I tried to say on the radio? Heh... - Barney: Whoa! You mean, you were one of the original Little Rascals?
Moe: Yeah. Homer: Which one were you? The ugly one... - Burns: Ahoy-hoy?
Homer: [speaking through a kazoo] Hello,
Mr. Burns. This is the kidnapper. Do you miss... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead... - Marge: I can honestly say that was the most fun I've ever had.
The mill, the history, all that gorgeous...... - Bart eats a candy bar]
Homer: Kids, your daddy and his daddy are involved in a very sticky,
nutty, chewy, chocolatey -- put it away, boy! -- situation... - Bart wears a suit and stands in front of a mirror]
Bart:
[strangled] It's a little tight... Burns: Yes, that's...
