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• Marge: Next to Spring and Winter, Fall is my absolute favorite season.
  Just look at all this beautiful foilage. Lisa...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: Ahem. [Marge waits for her to say something, but Lisa turns away] Marge
  Now Lisa, listen to me, this is important. I want you to smile today....
• Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory Calhouns.
  ..I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa whimpers like a puppy] No, I can't kill you either....
• Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers] Aah!
  Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait a minute...
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Marge: I don't know... Bart's such a handful, and Maggie needs attention, but all the while, our little Lisa's becoming a young woman.
  Homer: Oh, so that's it, this is some kind of underwear thing. -- "Moaning Lisa...
• Lisa: I made a new bar of soap by squeezing all our little soap slivers together!
  [holds up a multi-colored ball of soap slivers] Marge...
• Lisa: [enthusiastic] I'm gonna rescue a baby seal, and then I'm gonna save an otter!
  Man: Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm sorry, but all the animals have already been reserved for celebrities....