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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Burns: Bart, I know you children see me as some sort of "booger man", but I'm really not such a bad dude.
  Oh, your milk's gone cold -- I'll ring for the maid....
• Bart pushes a button; Homer walks in with an armful of donuts] Home
  Hey, the trail of donuts ended -- [gasps] Bart! Ba...
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Jessica: [walking up] You're _bad_, Bart Simpson. Ba
  [plaintive] No I'm not! I'm really -- Jessica: Yes you are....
• Marge: I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now.
  Isn't there something you'd like to say? Home...
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Burns: Heh heh, look, Smithers -- a creature of pure malevolence.
  He's the perfect one to suckle at my proverbial teat....
• Lisa: And now you can go back to just being you, instead of a one- dimensional character with a silly catch-phrase.
  Homer: [breaks a lamp] D'oh! Bart: Ay, caramba!...