Barney: Whoa! You Mean, You Were One Of The Original Little Rascals?

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Barney: Whoa! You mean, you were one of the original Little Rascals?
Moe: Yeah.
Homer: Which one were you? The ugly one?
[Moe glares]
Were you the ugly one?
Moe: No, I was the tough kid, Smelly. My shtick was looking into an
exhaust pipe and getting a faceful of soot. Nobody could do
that better than me. Of course, it was kind of hard to think of
_reasons_ for me to _look_ in that exhaust pipe every time, but,
you know -- we had good writers. William Faulkner can write an
exhaust pipe gag that would really make you think.
-- Faulkner's humble beginnings, "Radioactive Man"