Barney: Whoa! You mean, you were one of the original Little Rascals?
Moe: Yeah.
Homer: Which one were you? The ugly one?
[Moe glares]
Were you the ugly one?
Moe: No, I was the tough kid, Smelly. My shtick was looking into an
exhaust pipe and getting a faceful of soot. Nobody could do
that better than me. Of course, it was kind of hard to think of
_reasons_ for me to _look_ in that exhaust pipe every time, but,
you know -- we had good writers. William Faulkner can write an
exhaust pipe gag that would really make you think.
-- Faulkner's humble beginnings, "Radioactive Man"
Moe: Yeah.
Homer: Which one were you? The ugly one?
[Moe glares]
Were you the ugly one?
Moe: No, I was the tough kid, Smelly. My shtick was looking into an
exhaust pipe and getting a faceful of soot. Nobody could do
that better than me. Of course, it was kind of hard to think of
_reasons_ for me to _look_ in that exhaust pipe every time, but,
you know -- we had good writers. William Faulkner can write an
exhaust pipe gag that would really make you think.
-- Faulkner's humble beginnings, "Radioactive Man"
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movies?
Moe? Moe! [Moe thinks back to an episode... - Leela: You guys distract the were-car,
and I'll kill it by plugging its exhaust pipe... - Moe: Go on, take it all. Get it all out of here.
Barney:
You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers... - Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe...
Marge: Bart,
are you going to mow the lawn today? Bart: Okay, but... - Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five?
Moe:
Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register]... - Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police
academy,
I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Moe: Please, not in public.
Man: You
be dying!
Barney: Whoa! How European! [belch] -- responses... - Moe: C'mon, Homer, do it for your old pal Moesy.
Barney:
But Moe, yesterday you called Homer a worthless sack...
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There's no judgment here. Homer: The other... - Homer: I was rude to every one of you, and you saved my life when you
could've just left me to fry like the proverbial pancake that I
am.
Marge: Aw, Homer, I'm so glad to hear you say... - Hurlbut: I think, Lisa, that you've been taken in by an obvious
forgery.
Unfortunately, historical research is plagued by ... - Homer: What kind of a sick country would kick someone with a giant
boot?
Conover: Mr. Simpson, shush! Disparaging the boot... - Marge: Those are very elaborate sneakers.
Bart: They better be,
for 125 big ones! Homer: D'oh! Marge: 125...
