[Bart eats a candy bar]
Homer: Kids, your daddy and his daddy are involved in a very sticky,
nutty, chewy, chocolatey -- put it away, boy! -- situation. And
your daddy has realized something very important: a father should
always make his kids feel wanted. Starting right now I promise
to spend a lot more time with you and give you the attention you
deserve.
[gets up, hugs Bart and Lisa really tight so they can hardly
breathe]
-- Homer's contract with his kids,
"Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
