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• Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
  Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair!...
• Larry: Well, how do ya like that? I have been in a museum.
  So, what happened with you and Ma? Burns: Oh, there was a terrible scandal....
• Hey, you folks are all right. Man, it was rough getting a ride out there.
  The only car that stopped was a hearse that thought I fell out....
• Larry: Ah, relax. I don't wanna work. I'm so lazy, I took lessons on a player piano.
  Homer: Wow, that's really lazy. Larry: Lazy? You're not kiddin'....
• Larry: Well, uh... sheesh... uh... I'm a little nervous here.
  What I'm trying to say is, I'm... Burns: You're what?...
• Hey, Skipper, [slaps him in the back] good to meet ya.
  Hoo, where'd you start out, on the Merrimack? Hey, I should talk....
• Larry: Dad, what's with you tonight? I mean, I'm getting frostbite over here.
  Burns: I'll tell you what's with me! The humiliation of having a coarse, boorish ignoramus for a son!...
• Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he loves you.
  And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right....
• Burns: I see. Well, I -- ooh, you know, I just remembered, it's time for my annual donation.
  [brings out checkbook and pen] I wonder how much I should give....