Burns: Just sign here, and your son will stand to inherit my entire
estate.
Homer: Woo hoo! We're rich! Bart, get over to the mansion and open up
all the windows. We want to get the old people smell out before
we move in.
Lisa: Dad, Mr. Burns hasn't passed away yet.
Homer: Huh? Oh, right. So, I guess you're in OK shape, huh? No heart
problems or anything?
Burns: Well I --
Homer: Boo!
[Abe collapses, struggling and groaning]
Abe: [from the floor] I'm OK!
-- One way to find out, "Burns' Heir"
estate.
Homer: Woo hoo! We're rich! Bart, get over to the mansion and open up
all the windows. We want to get the old people smell out before
we move in.
Lisa: Dad, Mr. Burns hasn't passed away yet.
Homer: Huh? Oh, right. So, I guess you're in OK shape, huh? No heart
problems or anything?
Burns: Well I --
Homer: Boo!
[Abe collapses, struggling and groaning]
Abe: [from the floor] I'm OK!
-- One way to find out, "Burns' Heir"
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George:
N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
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Homer: Woo-hoo!
Abe: -
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movement of the emory board.
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