Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right, that's it,
Homer: either Burns goes, or Moe goes.
Apu: Yes, I am afraid that I am going to have to make a similar threat
with my name in place of Moe's name.
Burns: So, who's ready to kick some Christian keister?
Homer: Oh, uh...Mr. Burns? As team captain, it's my duty to inform you
that --
Burns: Oh, I almost forgot. I brought you all a little something.
[pulls out a professionally-designed Pin Pals T-shirt]
Moe: Aw, would you look at that? "Pin Pals".
Apu: At last, I finally have a garment fine enough to be married in.
Burns: I've always been wealthy, but this is the first time I ever
felt...rich.
Homer: [sobs] Aw.
Burns: Now, Homer, you were about to say something to me.
Homer: [pause] You're off the team.
Burns: I -- what?
Moe: [awkward laugh] He's just ribbing you, Monty.
[Apu agrees; they all laugh]
-- How quickly they forget, "Team Homer"
Homer: either Burns goes, or Moe goes.
Apu: Yes, I am afraid that I am going to have to make a similar threat
with my name in place of Moe's name.
Burns: So, who's ready to kick some Christian keister?
Homer: Oh, uh...Mr. Burns? As team captain, it's my duty to inform you
that --
Burns: Oh, I almost forgot. I brought you all a little something.
[pulls out a professionally-designed Pin Pals T-shirt]
Moe: Aw, would you look at that? "Pin Pals".
Apu: At last, I finally have a garment fine enough to be married in.
Burns: I've always been wealthy, but this is the first time I ever
felt...rich.
Homer: [sobs] Aw.
Burns: Now, Homer, you were about to say something to me.
Homer: [pause] You're off the team.
Burns: I -- what?
Moe: [awkward laugh] He's just ribbing you, Monty.
[Apu agrees; they all laugh]
-- How quickly they forget, "Team Homer"
Related:
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Burns is going to have a little accident that might keep him from bowling with us tonight, heh heh heh.... - Homer: Woo hoo! We won! We won!
[Homer, Apu, and Moe dance while the kid gets the trophy from
the case]
[Homer holds it, but Burns takes it]
Bu
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Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Otto: Whoa. I can't believe I got booted off the team for Mr.
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And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination.... - Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the
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Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll get some more.... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
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Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but.... - Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs.
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