Burns: How Does He Do It, Smithers? Smithers: He's A Love Machine, Sir. -- "Homer's Night Ou
Burns: How does he do it, Smithers?
Smithers: He's a love machine, sir.
-- "Homer's Night Out"
Burns: So, what did you do this weekend, Smithers?
Smithers: Well, I caught up on my laundry, wrote a letter to my mother, oh, here a kicker, and I took Hercules out to be clipped....
Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What is the real deal with Mr.
Burns' assistant Smithers? You know what I'm talking about....
Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson....
Smithers: That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
Burns: Well, who
a model [sees Smithers sans skull, just brain] employee....
Burns: Smithers, I've just seen the most heroic dog on television.
He pulled a toddler from the path of a speeding car, then pushed a criminal in front of it....
Homer: It's Mr. Smithers, he's calling for you. Smithe
[on a beach] How's everything going there, sir? Well, I have a lot of....
Um, he's Homer Simpson, sir. One of your drones in sector 7-G.
-- Smithers to Mr. Burns, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
Burns: His name? Smithers: [holding a copy of the incriminating photo] Homer Simpson sir, a low-level employee in sector 7G.
Burns: Simpson, eh? -- "Homer's Night Ou...
Burns: [reads an entry in the suggestion box] `Keep that handsome owner out of sight, he's distracting the female employees'.
Oh, Smithers... Smithers: You got me, sir. -- "When Flanders Failed...