Burns: {[to Players] Men, There's A Little Crippled Boy Sitting In A Hospital Who Wants You To Win This Game.

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Burns: {[to players] Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in a
hospital who wants you to win this game. I know because I
crippled him myself to inspire you.}
Milhouse: {[to his parents] I hope they win, or Mr. Burns said he's
coming back.}
-- No plan too dastardly, "Homer Loves Flanders"