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The Ruiner Of Events Worldwide -- Title Fights, The Super Bowl, And The Nixon Funeral
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The ruiner of events worldwide -- title fights, the Super Bowl, and the
Nixon funeral; ladies and gentlemen, the Fan Man!
-- Book him for your own funerals right now,
"The Homer They Fall"
Related:
Oh my god! Simpson's manager has flown into the ring and is airlifting him out!
Ladies and gentlemen, whatever dignity remained in boxing is literally flying out the window....
CBG: Yes, finally! I would like to return your quote, unquote Ultimate Belt.
Salesman: I see. Do you have a receipt, quote, unquote, sir?...
Burns: Ladies and gentlemen! In his native land he was a King!
But he comes before you in chains for your own amusement!...
Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen -- please.
We have a major break in the case. We recovered the burglar's hankerchief from one of the crime scenes....
Homer: Oh, these sure are comfortable chairs. Bu
Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?...
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the end: the end of dog racing.
Everyone: Boo! Marge: I think they're in love....
Homer: Buffalo is going to win. Lisa hates me. [sobs] Ma
Whatcha got riding on this game? Homer: My daughter....
Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini for a ridiculous figure.
Rev. Lovejoy: [surveys his congregation, one man and two old ladies] Well, I'm glad &l
ome> people could resist the lures of the big game....