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• Guy: Greetings, good men. Might I trouble you for a drink?
  Moe: Oh, get out of here, Homer. Guy: Homer? Who is Homer?...
• Homer: [gasps] You know Lucius Sweet?! He's one of the biggest names in boxing!
  He's exactly as rich and as famous as Don King, and he looks just like him, too!...
• Homer: You can be the first to try out the new guest bedroom I built.
  [quietly] Remember, if the building inspector comes by, it's not a room, it's a window box....
• Moe: Whatsamatta, Homer? It's the hottest ladies night in months and you're not even checking out the action.
  Homer: Oh Moe, my wife gave me the ol' heave-ho because of some lousy picture....
• Marge: I'd like your attention, please. Homer: Quiet Marge!
  This is my big moment! Bart the Bloody Pulp Simpson is on the ropes....
• Barney: Man, you'd never get me into a ring. Boxing causes brain damage.
  [drinks varnish] -- "The Homer They Fall...
• The ruiner of events worldwide -- title fights, the Super Bowl, and the Nixon funeral
  ladies and gentlemen, the Fan Man!...
• Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, throwing out tonight's first ball, the man whose name is synonymous with our nation's safest and cleanest energy source, Mr.
  Montgomery Burns! [isolated smatterings of applause] Smithe...
• Zweig: Marge, therapy can be an intense process. Marge
  Uh huh... Zweig: We're going to delve deeply into your subconscious and we're not going to stop until we've exposed the root of your fear of flying....