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• Marge: [feeling for Homer's breath with her hand] He's not dead!
  Burns: No, but his career is. I remember when Al Jolson ran amok at the Winter Garden and climbed the Chrysler building....
• Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders! Homer: He was a Zombie!? -- "Treehouse of Horror III
• Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders! Homer: He was a zombie? Treehouse of Horror III
• Homer: ...and his _wife_ comes through the door! Ba
  [bored] So? Homer: Did I mention that she was dead?...
• Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he has Bart!
  Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart: [droning] Hello, Mother....
• He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on my side.
  -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror II...
• Dear Homer, I. O. U. one emergency donut. Signed, Homer.
  Bastard! He's always one step ahead....
• Y'know, you look a little flushed. Maybe you should eat more vegetables and less people.
  .. -- Marge Simpson to 'King Homer', "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Smithers, this is a golden opportunity! If we can get him alive, we can put him on Broadway!
  Dead, we'll sell monkey stew to the Army!...