Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the end: the end of dog racing.
Everyone: Boo!
Marge: I think they're in love.
Everyone: Aw...
[the dogs lie contentedly on the track]
Homer: Aw, so _that's_ what's been wrong with the little fellow: he
misses casual sex.
Lisa: Can we keep Santa's girlfriend, Mom?
Bart: Please?
Marge: But she's not our dog.
Texan: She's yours now. Once they fall in love, they lose their
racing spirit.
Marge: Won't you miss her loyalty and companionship?
Texan: [guffaws heartily] Lady, you're all right.
-- I don't get it, "Two Dozen & One Greyhounds"
Everyone: Boo!
Marge: I think they're in love.
Everyone: Aw...
[the dogs lie contentedly on the track]
Homer: Aw, so _that's_ what's been wrong with the little fellow: he
misses casual sex.
Lisa: Can we keep Santa's girlfriend, Mom?
Bart: Please?
Marge: But she's not our dog.
Texan: She's yours now. Once they fall in love, they lose their
racing spirit.
Marge: Won't you miss her loyalty and companionship?
Texan: [guffaws heartily] Lady, you're all right.
-- I don't get it, "Two Dozen & One Greyhounds"
Related:
- Homer: We can't lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on.
Marge: "She's The Fastest"...Homer, I don't think that... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: I think there's really something wrong with Santa's Little
Helper.
He was up barking all night, and dug up the back ... - Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think
they're getting to be a problem.
Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear... - Ah, so that's what's been wrong with the little fella.
He misses casual sex. -- Homer Simpson Two... - Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair... - Marge: I can't believe our government would set up Bart like that!
I'm must say, I'm very angry at the State Department... - Bart: Hey, boy, you want to play fetch?
[SLH looks up,
tired, then puts his head back down] Aw. Me... - Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory
Calhouns.
I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa...
