Ladies And Gentlemen, Ladies And Gentlemen -- Please.

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Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen -- please. We have a major
break in the case. We recovered the burglar's hankerchief from one of
the crime scenes. Now, one sniff of this baby, and our tracking dog
will be hot on his trail.
Gosh, look at me, I'm...sweating like a pig here. [wipes himself] Oh...
aw man...that's better.
All right, get the scent, boy. [dog sniffs it] Come on, get the scent.
Now kill!
[Dog jumps at his throat]
Oh! Ow! Hey! Oh, my jugular, argh! Ooh! Any questions?
-- Chief Wiggum at the press conference,
"Homer the Vigilante"

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