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• The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money. -- Nick Riviera, "The Springfield File
• Nick: Hi everybody! I'm Dr. Nick Riviera. PA
  Doctor Riviera, Doctor Nick Riviera. Please report to the coroner immediately!...
• Chairman: Dr. Nick, this malpractice committee has received a few complaints against you.
  [reads from clipboard] Of the 160 gravest charges, the most troubling are performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant....
• Hey don't worry. You don't have to make up stories here.
  Save that for court! -- Dr....
• Troy: I'm here to tell you about `Spiffy!', the twenty-first-century stain remover.
  Let's meet the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera. Nick: Thank you, Troy!...
• Smithers: [collapsed] Help... me. Riviera: Holy smokes, you need booze.
• Riviera: Hi, everybody! Board: [unenthused] Hi, Dr.
  Nick. -- At a malpractice board hearing, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
• Troy: Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such movies as `Cry, Yuma' and `Here Comes the Coast Guard'!
  But today I'd like to tell you about a pleasant-tasting candy that actually cleans and straightens your teeth!...
• Hibbert: Don't worry, son: you'll be fine. This boy's appendix is inflamed and about to burst, which _will_ make it easier to find once I get in there.
  [chuckles] Homer: [watching from above] Man, these are primo seats....