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• Don't worry. You won't feel a thing. [exhibiting a swirling mechanical device] Till I jam this down your throat!
  -- Nick Riviera, "The Springfield File...
• Chairman: Dr. Nick, this malpractice committee has received a few complaints against you.
  [reads from clipboard] Of the 160 gravest charges, the most troubling are performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant....
• I'm sure he's as good as Dr. Hibbert. It says so in this ad.
  -- Lisa finds an ad for Dr. Nick Riviera's walk-in clinic, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Riviera: Hi, everybody! Board: [unenthused] Hi, Dr.
  Nick. -- At a malpractice board hearing, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
• The good Lord gave me my money. -- J.D. Rockefeller, Sr. (1839-1937)
• Oh, it was awful! They set me on a cold, metal table.
  Then prodded me with humiliating probes, and then....
• Yo, um, I must've, like, fell on a bullet, and it, like, drove itself into my gut.
  -- Snake at Dr. Nick Riviera's walk-in clinic, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Oh, this makes me very angry! -- Marvin, the clicheic, Martian, "The Springfield File
• Hey don't worry. You don't have to make up stories here.
  Save that for court! -- Dr....