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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: Isn't anybody going to show up? Lovejoy: Well, Lisa, we've waited an hour.
  [clears his throat, reads] Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to bid farewell to Blood and Guts Murphy....
• Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer? Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
  .. Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing is heard] Aah!...
• Burns: Just sign here, and your son will stand to inherit my entire estate.
  Homer: Woo hoo! We're rich! Bart, get over to the mansion and open up all the windows....
• Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan] [Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough] Carl
  [gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell....
• Hibbert: I'm sorry, that leg's going to have to come off.
  [Homer and Bart gasp] Hibbert: [chuckles] Did I say "leg"?...
• Homer: Now that we're alone, papa bear has a little honey for his mama bear.
  [gives Marge a pair of tickets] Marge: [chuckles] [gasps, reads] "Good for a three hour getaway at the Mingled Waters Health Spa....
• Marge: [thinking] Everywhere I look, someone is breaking the law.
  Dog, no leash. Man, littering. Horse, not wearing diaper....
• Dr. Nick: Hi everybody! Homer+Bart: Hi Doctor Nick!
  Nick: Now there are many options available for dangerously underweighted individuals like yourself....