Chairman: Dr. Nick, this malpractice committee has received a few
complaints against you. [reads from clipboard] Of the 160
gravest charges, the most troubling are performing major
operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant.
Riviera: But I cleaned them with my napkin.
Chairman: Misuse of the cadavers.
Riviera: I get here earlier when I drive in the carpool lane.
-- "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield"
complaints against you. [reads from clipboard] Of the 160
gravest charges, the most troubling are performing major
operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant.
Riviera: But I cleaned them with my napkin.
Chairman: Misuse of the cadavers.
Riviera: I get here earlier when I drive in the carpool lane.
-- "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield"
Related:
- Riviera: Hi, everybody!
Board: [unenthused] Hi, Dr.
Nick. -- At a malpractice board hearing, "Twenty... - Troy: I'm here to tell you about `Spiffy!', the twenty-first-century
stain remover.
Let's meet the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera. Nick: Thank... - Smithers: [collapsed] Help... me.
Riviera: Holy smokes,
you need booze. [tosses him change] -- Don't worry... - on top of a telephone pole]
Cletus: Hey you know what?
I could call my ma while I'm up here. [yelling]... - Troy: Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such movies as
`Cry,
Yuma' and `Here Comes the Coast Guard'! But today... - The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money.
Nick Riviera, "The Springfield... - Wadlow: [lifts Nelson out of the sewer by his head]
Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm
driving my automobile?
Nelson: Yeah. Wadlow: Everyone needs to drive a vehicle... - C'mon, it's eleven o'clock -- I need some sugar.
-
Bart, "Twenty-Two Short Films About... - I finally look like a real person!
-- Lisa,
"Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield" (meta...
