Mr. Burns: So, another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing,
Smithers? Something _gay_, no doubt!
Smithers: Wha...? What?!
Mr. Burns: You know. Light-hearted, fancy-free. "Mothers, lock up your
daughters! Smithers is on the town!" [chuckles a bit]
Smithers: Exactly, sir! [laughs nervously]
-- Gotta be more careful there, Waylon,
"The Springfield Files"