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• Burns takes the puppies out of a bath] Burns: There you are.
  ..there you go, little fellow...and you. [one of the puppies stands on its hind legs] [gasps] Smithers, look...
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Smithers: [on mike] Testing, testing for Mr. Burns.
  [to Burns] Here you go, sir, I've warmed up the crowd for you....
• Smithers: Mr. Burns, are you ready? Burns: Yes. Smithe
  Are you set? Burns: Yes. Smithers: [whispers] Go, Mr....
• Burns: It's no use. I guess I'll have to leave all my money to the Egg Advisory Council.
  Eggs have gotten quite a bad rap lately, you know, Smithers....
• Burns: Heh heh, look, Smithers -- a creature of pure malevolence.
  He's the perfect one to suckle at my proverbial teat....
• Mr. Burns: So, another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing, Smithers?
  Something _gay_, no doubt! Smithers: Wha...? What?...
• Burns: A non-profit organization with oil...I won't allow it!
  [camera pulls back to show Burns with his feet up on a tandem exercise bike and Smithers pedaling] An oil well doesn't belong in the hands of Betsy Bleedingheart and Maynard G....
• Smithers: I got a mink chamois, sir, I hope it -- Oh my God!
  Mr. Burns is dead! [sobs] Why do the good always die so young?...