Burns: Careful, Smithers! That Sponge Has Corners, You Know.
Burns: Careful, Smithers! That sponge has corners, you know.
Smithers: I'll go find a spherical one, sir.
-- Mr. Burns takes a bath, "Burns' Heir"
Burns takes the puppies out of a bath] Burns: There you are.
..there you go, little fellow...and you. [one of the puppies stands on its hind legs] [gasps] Smithers, look...
Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
Smithers: [on mike] Testing, testing for Mr. Burns.
[to Burns] Here you go, sir, I've warmed up the crowd for you....
Smithers: Mr. Burns, are you ready? Burns: Yes. Smithe
Are you set? Burns: Yes. Smithers: [whispers] Go, Mr....
Burns: It's no use. I guess I'll have to leave all my money to the Egg Advisory Council.
Eggs have gotten quite a bad rap lately, you know, Smithers....
Burns: Heh heh, look, Smithers -- a creature of pure malevolence.
He's the perfect one to suckle at my proverbial teat....
Mr. Burns: So, another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing, Smithers?
Something _gay_, no doubt! Smithers: Wha...? What?...
Burns: A non-profit organization with oil...I won't allow it!
[camera pulls back to show Burns with his feet up on a tandem exercise bike and Smithers pedaling] An oil well doesn't belong in the hands of Betsy Bleedingheart and Maynard G....
Smithers: I got a mink chamois, sir, I hope it -- Oh my God!
Mr. Burns is dead! [sobs] Why do the good always die so young?...