Burns: So, what did you do this weekend, Smithers?
Smithers: Well, I caught up on my laundry, wrote a letter to my mother,
oh, here a kicker, and I took Hercules out to be clipped.
Burns: Who the devil is Hercules?
Smithers: Oh, he's my Yorkshire terrier, sir. He's kind of tiny, so you
know, it's a joke. Here's a picture of Herky. [shows a wallet
photo]
Burns: Ugh. Well, Smithers, don't you know how to paint the town
red!
-- Hercules and the Lion? "Homer Defined"
Smithers: Well, I caught up on my laundry, wrote a letter to my mother,
oh, here a kicker, and I took Hercules out to be clipped.
Burns: Who the devil is Hercules?
Smithers: Oh, he's my Yorkshire terrier, sir. He's kind of tiny, so you
know, it's a joke. Here's a picture of Herky. [shows a wallet
photo]
Burns: Ugh. Well, Smithers, don't you know how to paint the town
red!
-- Hercules and the Lion? "Homer Defined"
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Smithers:
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Burns: [sputters] My name is the return address, you... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Smithers: Oh my God! I knew I shouldn't have left..
Burns: Ah, welcome back Smithers. Say, do you know... - Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers]
Aah!
Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait... - Burns: [looking up from his magazine] Smithers, what's the meaning
of this slacking off?
Smithers: Uh, there's a bee in my eye, sir. Burns... - Burns takes the puppies out of a bath]
Burns: There you are.
there you go, little fellow...and you. [one... - Kent: On the line with us now is plant owner C. Montgomery Burns.
Mr. Burns? Burns: Oh, hello, Kent. [as loud...
