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• Marge: I'm sure you'll make plenty of friends. All you have to do is be yourself.
  [walks away] Lisa: Be myself? I've been myself for eight years and it hasn't worked....
• Lisa: This is the most thoughtful thing anyone has ever-- Home
  Sweet merciful crap! My _car_! -- Homer's car gets decorated, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• It's not your fault... you don't control the birds.
  Someday you will, but not now. -- Lisa consoles herself, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Marge: So, did you call any of your friends?0 Lisa
  Friend? [scoffs] These are my only friends. [holds up a book] Grownup nerds like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will....
• Lisa: I usually hang out in front. Erin: You like to hang out too?
  Lisa: Well, it beats doing stuff. Erin: Yeah. Stuff sucks....
• Erin: Hey, I like your hat. Lisa: A compliment! [thinking] Scanning for sarcasm.
  .. it's clean! Go! -- Lisa's brain, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Marge: Isn't this fun, honey? Lisa: [sarcastic] It must be exciting to make a different set of beds.
  Marge: I know you're joking, but it is! Say, why don't you put on your swimsuit and head for the beach?...
• Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think they're getting to be a problem.
  Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear Lisa's to school today....
• Lisa: How's Dad today? Marge: Not too good, Lisa. Frankly, he's underneath the table.
  Homer: Nobody make me any breakfast. A man so deeply in debt doesn't deserve it....