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  .. it's clean! Go! -- Lisa's brain, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Computer generated voices:) 1: Hello, there are no real people here to answer the phone right now.
  2: Yeah, nobody but us machines! 1: Right, just us machines, but don't hang up!...
• Marge: Isn't this fun, honey? Lisa: [sarcastic] It must be exciting to make a different set of beds.
  Marge: I know you're joking, but it is! Say, why don't you put on your swimsuit and head for the beach?...
• Marge: Bart, you can invite Milhouse. Lisa, you can bring a friend too.
  Lisa: [chuckling nervously] Hey. Great... a friend....
• It's not your fault... you don't control the birds.
  Someday you will, but not now. -- Lisa consoles herself, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Homer: [holds Lisa's suitcase] Somebody's travelling light.
  Lisa: Meh. Maybe you're just getting stronger. Home...
• Lisa: You've done a lot of crazy stuff over the years and she stood by you.
  Why would she leave you now? Homer: [frantic] Cause there's lots of stuff she doesn't know about!...
• Paul: What? She's leaving home? Lisa: Wow! Paul McCartney!
  I read about you in history class. So where's your wife Linda?...
• Lisa: The writers should be ashamed of themselves! Ba
  Cartoons have writers? -- I thought it was just a bunch of stuff that happened, "The Fro...