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• I wish I could have stayed one more year or two. There was so much I wanted to see and to do and to have done to me.
  -- Apu Nahassapeemapetilan, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• Ach... ingrates. -- Groundskeeper Willie is deported, "Much Apu About Nothing
• Apu: Sir, it may surprise you to know that _I_ am an immigrant.
  Homer: You? Pfft, get out. -- Well, duh, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• What you're saying is so understandable. And really, your only crime was violating U.
  S. law. -- Marge to Apu, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.
  -- Homer to Apu, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• Apu: Ohh, I fell asleep! I have forgotten everything that Mr.
  Homer taught me! Lisa: Perfect. Let's roll....
• Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them.
  -- Moe Szyslak, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• What do you say we take a relaxed attitude towards work and watch the baseball game?
  The nye [New York] Mets are my favorite squadron....
• Lisa: All right! Now you have all the Simpsons behind you.
  Apu: That's nice, although three of you are below voting age....