I Wish I Could Have Stayed One More Year Or Two.
I wish I could have stayed one more year or two. There was so much I
wanted to see and to do and to have done to me.
-- Apu Nahassapeemapetilan, "Much Apu About Nothing"
Apu: Ohh, I fell asleep! I have forgotten everything that Mr.
Homer taught me! Lisa: Perfect. Let's roll....
This passport is a cheap forgery! A cheap $2,000 forgery!
-- Apu Nahassapeemapetilan, "Much Apu About Nothing...
Lisa: I don't see how you can support Proposition 24, Dad.
Homer: Open your eyes, Lisa! Our schools are so jam-packed with immigrants, people like Bart have lost the will to learn!...
You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.
-- Homer to Apu, "Much Apu About Nothing...
Assistant: Sir, there's an unruly mob here to see you.
Quimby: Does it have an appointment? Assista...
Man 1: I need one 29-cent stamp. Apu: That's $1.
85. Man 2: I'll have $2.00 worth of gas, please. Apu...
Homer [beginning a speech]: If I could just say a few words.
.. I'd be a better public speaker. Episode: 3F20, Much Apu About Nothing...
If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker.
-- Homer J. Simpson, "Much Apu About Nothing...
Apu: Sir, it may surprise you to know that _I_ am an immigrant.
Homer: You? Pfft, get out. -- Well, duh, "Much Apu About Nothing...