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• Moe: You know what really aggravazes me? It's them immigants.
  They wants all the benefits of living in Springfield, but they ain't even bother to learn themselves the language....
• Homer: Darn it, Apu, I'm not gonna let them kick you out!
  [pulls a "Yes on 24" button off his shirt] I never should have bought this button....
• I would save the whales if knew where to put them.
• Hutz: How could you have seen all this, Bart? Weren't you supposed to be in school?
  Bart: [slowly] I sort of skipped school. Skinne...
• But since I knew now that I could hope for nothing of greater value than frivolous pleasures, what point was there in denying myself of them?
  -- M. Prou...
• Homer: Mr. Mayor, I hate to break it to you, but this town is infested by bears.
  Moe: Yeah, and these ones are smarter than the average bear....
• Yesterday I knew nothing, Today I know that.
• I knew it was a bad crash, when the FAA called.
• Apu: Sir, it may surprise you to know that _I_ am an immigrant.
  Homer: You? Pfft, get out. -- Well, duh, "Much Apu About Nothing...