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• Apu: Oh, it's hopeless. Oh, poor Apu. Abe: Hey! The government can't control the sky.
  What if you lived in a balloon? Lisa: That's it!...
• What you're saying is so understandable. And really, your only crime was violating U.
  S. law. -- Marge to Apu, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• Apu: Sir, it may surprise you to know that _I_ am an immigrant.
  Homer: You? Pfft, get out. -- Well, duh, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.
  -- Homer to Apu, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• This passport is a cheap forgery! A cheap $2,000 forgery!
  -- Apu Nahassapeemapetilan, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• Apu: Today, I am no longer an Indian living in America.
  I am an Indian-American. Lisa: You know, in a way, all Americans are immigrants....
• I wish I could have stayed one more year or two. There was so much I wanted to see and to do and to have done to me.
  -- Apu Nahassapeemapetilan, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• Ach... ingrates. -- Groundskeeper Willie is deported, "Much Apu About Nothing
• Homer: Well, _that_ was a big bust. Is he _really_ the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
  Apu: [growls, reaches towards Homer] Homer: No need to apologize, Apu...