You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot
Christmas morning.
-- Homer to Apu, "Much Apu About Nothing"
Christmas morning.
-- Homer to Apu, "Much Apu About Nothing"
Related:
- Apu: Sir, it may surprise you to know that _I_ am an immigrant.
Homer: You? Pfft, get out. -- Well, duh, "Much Apu... - Apu: Ohh, I fell asleep! I have forgotten everything that Mr.
Homer taught me! Lisa: Perfect. Let's roll.... - Woods: Apu!
Apu: Oh, the searing kiss of hot lead.
How I've missed you! I mean -- I think I'm... - I wish I could have stayed one more year or two. There was so much I
wanted to see and to do and to have done to me.
Apu Nahassapeemapetilan, "Much Apu About... - Homer: [on phone] Hello, Selma? Selma my dear, how are you?
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second... - Lisa: All right! Now you have all the Simpsons behind you.
Apu: That's nice, although three of you are below voting... - Inspector: Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart
Corporation.
Apu: But, sir, I was only following standard procedure... - Lisa: I don't see how you can support Proposition 24,
Dad. Homer: Open your eyes, Lisa! Our schools are... - If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker.
Homer J. Simpson, "Much Apu About...
From the same category:
- Bart: Cool! An oversized novelty billiard ball!
Milhouse: Yeah, you shake it up and it tells the future... - Lisa, this is neither the time nor the place.
-- Bart tells Lisa to stop praying in church,
"Homer the... - Judge: Hey, you're not supposed to smoke in the pit area.
Nelson: Fine! [extinguishes his cigarette on his tongue]... - Look! I'm using the original notches that came with my belt!
Homer is proud of his weight loss, "Brush with... - Burns: [spraying the monitors with disinfectant] They're all covered
with filthy germs,
aren't they Smithers? Smithers: Why, what do you mean...
