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• Apu: Sir, it may surprise you to know that _I_ am an immigrant.
  Homer: You? Pfft, get out. -- Well, duh, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• Apu: Ohh, I fell asleep! I have forgotten everything that Mr.
  Homer taught me! Lisa: Perfect. Let's roll....
• Woods: Apu! Apu: Oh, the searing kiss of hot lead.
  How I've missed you! I mean -- I think I'm dying. -- "Homer and Apu...
• I wish I could have stayed one more year or two. There was so much I wanted to see and to do and to have done to me.
  -- Apu Nahassapeemapetilan, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• Homer: [on phone] Hello, Selma? Selma my dear, how are you?
  ... Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second....
• Lisa: All right! Now you have all the Simpsons behind you.
  Apu: That's nice, although three of you are below voting age....
• Inspector: Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart Corporation.
  Apu: But, sir, I was only following standard procedure....
• Lisa: I don't see how you can support Proposition 24, Dad.
  Homer: Open your eyes, Lisa! Our schools are so jam-packed with immigrants, people like Bart have lost the will to learn!...
• If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker.
  -- Homer J. Simpson, "Much Apu About Nothing...