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• Willie: [threatens children] You want to pick on immigrants?
  Then pick on Willie! Skinner: Willie, please....
• This passport is a cheap forgery! A cheap $2,000 forgery!
  -- Apu Nahassapeemapetilan, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• Homer: [on phone] Hello, Selma? Selma my dear, how are you?
  ... Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second....
• Willie hears ya. Willie don't care. -- Groundskeeper Willie, "Grade School Confidential
• Apu: Sir, it may surprise you to know that _I_ am an immigrant.
  Homer: You? Pfft, get out. -- Well, duh, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• What you're saying is so understandable. And really, your only crime was violating U.
  S. law. -- Marge to Apu, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.
  -- Homer to Apu, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• Apu: Ohh, I fell asleep! I have forgotten everything that Mr.
  Homer taught me! Lisa: Perfect. Let's roll....
• Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them.
  -- Moe Szyslak, "Much Apu About Nothing...