Apu: Sir, it may surprise you to know that _I_ am an immigrant.
Homer: You? Pfft, get out.
-- Well, duh, "Much Apu About Nothing"
Homer: You? Pfft, get out.
-- Well, duh, "Much Apu About Nothing"
Related:
- You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot
Christmas morning.
Homer to Apu, "Much Apu About... - Apu: Today, I am no longer an Indian living in America.
I am an Indian-American. Lisa: You know, in... - Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for
squealing,
but then I realized, it was _I_ who wronged _you_.... - Apu: I can't lie to myself, you know. I _do_ miss my Kwik-E-Mart.
Lisa: Isn't there _anything_ you can do to get your... - Lisa: All right! Now you have all the Simpsons behind you.
Apu: That's nice, although three of you are below voting... - Homer: Darn it, Apu, I'm not gonna let them kick you out!
[pulls a "Yes on 24" button off his shirt] I... - Assistant: Sir, there's an unruly mob here to see you.
Quimby: Does it have an appointment? Assistant: [consults... - Apu: {[holds out a towel] Good morning, sir!}
Homer:
{Aah!} Apu: {Relax, please. You do not have anything... - Apu: Ohh, I fell asleep! I have forgotten everything that Mr.
Homer taught me! Lisa: Perfect. Let's roll....
From the same category:
- Lisa: $250? But I need that album to honor the memory of Bleeding Gums
Murphy.
Owner: He's dead? Well why didn't you say so? ... - Rev.: We must bait our hooks with honesty. That way,
a happy marriage, heh heh, won't be the one... - Homer: Good evening, Madam. You have been selected by the good people
of Slash-Co to reap the benefits of their new Nev-R-Dull knife
edge.
Here, shake hands with the Slash-Co! [hands... - Burns: Now, let's get down to business.
Homer: [thinks] Oh,
man. I have to go to the bathroom. Why did... - Burns: Smithers, I've just seen the most heroic dog on television.
He pulled a toddler from the path of a speeding car...
