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• Apu: Oh, it's hopeless. Oh, poor Apu. Abe: Hey! The government can't control the sky.
  What if you lived in a balloon? Lisa: That's it!...
• Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
  Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad. Homer: Thank you, dear....
• Lisa: All right! Now you have all the Simpsons behind you.
  Apu: That's nice, although three of you are below voting age....
• Apu: You see, whether igloo hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome, There's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather call my home.
  When I first arrived, you were all such jerks, But now I've come to looooooove your quirks....
• Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker! Lisa
  [holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!...
• Marge: You know what? I'm going to vote No on 24. Lisa
  Mom, you're the greatest! ... Can I have this licorice?...
• Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
  Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?...
• Apu: Today, I am no longer an Indian living in America.
  I am an Indian-American. Lisa: You know, in a way, all Americans are immigrants....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...