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• Quimby: Are those morons getting dumber or just louder?
  Assistant: [checks his clipboard] Dumber, sir. -- Dumb and dumber, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• Homer: Darn it, Apu, I'm not gonna let them kick you out!
  [pulls a "Yes on 24" button off his shirt] I never should have bought this button....
• Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What is the real deal with Mr.
  Burns' assistant Smithers? You know what I'm talking about....
• Assistant: [on phone] Oh, here he comes. What is it now, Quimby?
  Quimby: Nothing, nothing. Only the, er, city has just passed another tax on puffy directing pants....
• Nelson: Hey, German boy. Go back to Germania! [everyone laughs] Ute
  I do not deserve this. I have come here legally as an exchange student!...
• Apu: Sir, it may surprise you to know that _I_ am an immigrant.
  Homer: You? Pfft, get out. -- Well, duh, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• Secretary: Some large men to see you, sir. Skinne
  Um, I don't have any appointment with any large men....
• I wish I could have stayed one more year or two. There was so much I wanted to see and to do and to have done to me.
  -- Apu Nahassapeemapetilan, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• Homer: Well, here I am, right on time. I don't see Barney "Let's crash the rocket into the White House and kill the President" Gumble.
  .. Assistant: Actually, he's been here since sunrise....