Book 'em Lou. One Count Of Being A Bear. And One Count Of Being An Accessory To Being A Bear.

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• You are being followed by a very large, tame bear.
• The bear and Carl lived together in the cave for several years until, one day, the true savagery of Nature being unleashed, Carl killed the bear and ate him.
  -- Gary Larso...
• We are currently trying a new concept of using a live mouse.
  Unfortunately, one has yet to survive being hooked up to the computer.....please bear with us....
• Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
• Homer: Woo-hoo! A perfect day. Zero bears and one big fat hairy paycheck.
  [opens it up] Hey! How come my pay is so low?...
• Dream big, always dream as big as you can, even though 99 out of 100 dreams end up being nothing more than birdshit on a newspaper, every now and then one comes true.
  Do really want, when your chance comes around, to have only dreamed about going to school with no clothes and falling?...
• This is Kent Brockman with a special report from the Channel 6 News Copter.
  A large, bear-like animal, most likely a bear, has wandered down from the hill in search of food or perhaps employment....
• Kent: The Burns bear, perhaps the most valuable widdle bear in the world, could be anywhere.
  It could be in your house... You could be looking at it right now....
• Beware of entrance to a quarrel; but being in, bear it that the opposer may beware of thee.
  -- William Shakespeare...