Nelson: What is this place?
Bart: Branson, Missouri. My dad says it's like Vegas -- if it were
run by Ned Flanders.
Nelson: [sees a sign extolling the virtues of an Andy Williams
concert]
Andy Williams!
Bart: Aw, we don't need to stop here.
Nelson: Yes we do. [punches Bart in the back of the head]
-- Point well taken, "Bart on the Road"
Bart: Branson, Missouri. My dad says it's like Vegas -- if it were
run by Ned Flanders.
Nelson: [sees a sign extolling the virtues of an Andy Williams
concert]
Andy Williams!
Bart: Aw, we don't need to stop here.
Nelson: Yes we do. [punches Bart in the back of the head]
-- Point well taken, "Bart on the Road"
Related:
- Andy Williams: [singing off-camera]
...my huckleberry friend
Moon river,
and me. [audience applauds] Nelson:... - Martin: Bart, can we stop for ice cream?
Bart:
Yes. [a little later, the boys all have cones]... - Bart: I'm telling you, I _do_ work on the Krusty show.
Look at the credits! [presses "play"] ... - Milhouse: [yells] Spring breeeak! Yeah!
[pause,
then quiet] Well, when _are_ we going to get rowdy... - Bart: We got no car!
Martin: We got no money!
Milhouse:
And no one knows we're here! B+Ma+Mi: We're stranded... - Milhouse fiddles with knobs before getting a whap in the
head from Nelson]
Milhouse:
Ow! Bart, Nelson hit me. Bart: He sure did. ... - Edna: Tighten those braids, Missy...hoist your flag,
Dooley... Nelson, you look adorable. Nelson... - Skinner walks in, sees Homer]
Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned... - Bart: People, people! It's time we all discussed the pool safety
rules!
Kids: [chanting] Jump, Bart, jump! Jump, Bart, jump...
