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• Nelson: What is this place? Bart: Branson, Missouri.
  My dad says it's like Vegas -- if it were run by Ned Flanders....
• Lisa: Isn't it nice up here? What are you thinking, Nelson?
  Nelson: Am I thinking about what? Lisa: About anything....
• Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
  .. Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house!...
• I can think of at least two things wrong with that title.
  -- Nelson after watching "Naked Lunch", "Bart on the Road...
• Milhouse fiddles with knobs before getting a whap in the head from Nelson] Milhouse
  Ow! Bart, Nelson hit me. Bart: He sure did....
• Martin: OK, piglet, start squealing. Where'd you get the lemons for this lemonade?
  Boy: Uh...this is Country Time lemonade mix. There's never been anything close to a lemon in it, I swear!...
• Bart: [muttering] Stupid family. Nelson: Hey, Simpson, look what I swiped from Try-N-Save
  it's a replacement tire for a wheelbarrow....
• Bart: People, people! It's time we all discussed the pool safety rules!
  Kids: [chanting] Jump, Bart, jump! Jump, Bart, jump!...
• Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
  It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like me?...