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  This ID is completely fake! Bart: Yes, you're right Milhouse....
• Martin: Bart, can we stop for ice cream? Ba
  Yes. [a little later, the boys all have cones] Nelso...
• Well, I realize it's trite, but we could tour the bridges of Madison County.
  -- Martin's road trip plans, "Bart on the Road...
• Nelson: What is this place? Bart: Branson, Missouri.
  My dad says it's like Vegas -- if it were run by Ned Flanders....
• Milhouse: No way would a minister's daughter go out with _you_.
  Bart: Oh yeah? I'll prove it. [walks over] Hey, Jessica!...
• Bart: OK! I won't bug Milhouse. But...well...Mrs.
  Van Houten, this is going to sound kind of dumb, but....
• Bart: Uh...I never thought I'd say this, but shouldn't we be learning something?
  Milhouse: Say the line, Bart! Bart: [sighs] I didn't do it....
• Lisa: Why don't you go see Grampa? Bart: What can &l
  he> do? Lisa: He'll give you good advice. He's the toughest Simpson alive....
• Martin: [to his flipping dog] Oh boy, Flipsy! You and I are going on a road trip.
  [Nelson grabs Martin and tosses Flipsy out the window] [Flipsy gets run over by a car] Nelso...