Lawyer: Krusty, have you _ever_ seen this so-called animation genius
before?
Krusty: Yes I have.
Lawyer: [surprised] You have?
Krusty: I gave him a couple of blintzes to paint my fence, but he
never did it!
Chester: Those blintzes were terrible.
Krusty: Paint my fence!
Chester: Make me!
Krusty: [jumping on him] You give me back those blintzes!
Judge: Order, order. We don't care about your blintzes.
-- "The Day the Violence Died"
before?
Krusty: Yes I have.
Lawyer: [surprised] You have?
Krusty: I gave him a couple of blintzes to paint my fence, but he
never did it!
Chester: Those blintzes were terrible.
Krusty: Paint my fence!
Chester: Make me!
Krusty: [jumping on him] You give me back those blintzes!
Judge: Order, order. We don't care about your blintzes.
-- "The Day the Violence Died"
Related:
- Grampa: I thought I recognized you. I gave you a plate of corn muffins
back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop.
And you never did it. Chester: Those corn muffins were... - Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this,
Krusty, because I am a great fan. [holds out hand]... - Tony: OK, wherever Krusty's gone, we'll find him. Legs,
you check out the East Side. Louie, Rome... - Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled,
he tried everything to stay on the air. Here's... - Krusty: Ah, there's nothing better than a cigarette.
unless it's a cigarette lit with a $100 bill... - Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans.
You will now go back to your home towns and... - Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme... - Homer: Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids,
bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who... - Krusty: Hey, kids! It's story time. [laughs] I'm going to tell you the
story of Krusty's expensive new suit:
his sexual harassment suit. [laughs painfully]...
