Krusty: Hey, kids! It's story time. [laughs] I'm going to tell you the
story of Krusty's expensive new suit: his sexual harassment
suit. [laughs painfully] Boy.
Anyway, as part of Krusty's plea bargain, he has a new court-
ordered sidekick, Ms. No-Means-No.
[to her] Whoa! You're hot. Let's get some dinner after the
show.
[she blows a whistle and holds up a stop sign with "NO" on it]
I have dinner with all my employees, right, Sideshow Mel?
Mel: We've never spoken outside of work.
Krusty: [laughs, then sighs] Oh...
Bart: [watching] I'm surprised he doesn't try to blame his problems on
his Percodan addiction.
Krusty: It wasn't my fault, it was the Percodan. If you ask me, that
stuff rots your brain. And now a word from our new sponsor...
Percodan?! Aw, crap!
-- Negative endorsements, "'Round Springfield"
story of Krusty's expensive new suit: his sexual harassment
suit. [laughs painfully] Boy.
Anyway, as part of Krusty's plea bargain, he has a new court-
ordered sidekick, Ms. No-Means-No.
[to her] Whoa! You're hot. Let's get some dinner after the
show.
[she blows a whistle and holds up a stop sign with "NO" on it]
I have dinner with all my employees, right, Sideshow Mel?
Mel: We've never spoken outside of work.
Krusty: [laughs, then sighs] Oh...
Bart: [watching] I'm surprised he doesn't try to blame his problems on
his Percodan addiction.
Krusty: It wasn't my fault, it was the Percodan. If you ask me, that
stuff rots your brain. And now a word from our new sponsor...
Percodan?! Aw, crap!
-- Negative endorsements, "'Round Springfield"
Related:
- Homer: Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs,
and admired by the elderly.
Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown!... - Emcee: And now, to help introduce our fantastic new burger -- the one
with ketchup -- here he is, coming in by parachute
Krusty the Klown! [sound of Homer yelling, getting rapidly louder] [he smashes through the hamburger display... - Techie: Talking doll, take eight.
Lisa: "When I get married, I'm keeping my own name.
Oh, no, that should probably be "If I choose to get married.... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Krusty: Hey, hey! Hoo-huh-huh-ha-ha!
Homer: [gags]
Krusty
What's the matter. Oh, yeah, my grotesque appearance!... - Krusty: Hi Kids! [laughs] Guess what, Sideshow Mel!
Mel: [slide whistle three times] Krusty: It's time for Itchy and Scratchy!... - Krusty: [looking over] Hey, nice quote uniforms, endquote.
Kent: [pretending] This just in, a new addition to our worst-dressed li... - Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled, he tried
everything to stay on the air.
Here's what you didn't see. Krusty: Watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me in a variety of sexually explicit positions.... - laughs sickly] Well, we're still on. Three hundred and forty-six
consecutive hours, and all because of one little boy who.
.. who WON'T LET ME STOP!!! [delirious] Anyway, now let's go over and see if Sideshow Mel has any more of those legal over-the-counter wake-up drugs of his!...
