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• Homer: Oh, it's just Bart and a mysterious stranger.
  -- No need to worry, "The Day the Violence Died...
• Bart: Dad, can we have $183,000? Homer: [Gets his wallet] What for?
  Bart: Lisa and I want to finance a series of animated cartoons....
• Bart: Hey Dad, can I have a thousand dollars? Home
  All right... [gets his wallet] Wait a minute! For what?...
• Marge: Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night. Where do you think you're going?
  Bart: Downtown. Lisa: We gotta get seats for the Itchy & Scratchy parade....
• Bart: I can't believe it. That was Itchy all right, you _did_ invent him.
  When people see this you'll be rich and famous! [turns over to the film, to see it burn in the projector] D'oh....
• Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right. Home
  Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there was one time I got it right....
• Dave: [in a wooden voice] Represented on this next float is Roger Myers Sr.
  who founded his company in 1921, and struck it big when he teamed up a mouse named Itchy with a cat named Scratchy....
• Marge: That does it! One of them has to go. Homer: Okay, Grampa.
  Marge: No, the B-U-M. Home...
• Lisa: Hey, the comic book store is still open. Ba
  Save our seats. Homer: Will do. [a couple takes their place] Ma...