Bart: Dad, can we have $183,000?
Homer: [Gets his wallet] What for?
Bart: Lisa and I want to finance a series of animated cartoons.
Homer: Oh. Forget it!
-- "The Day the Violence Died"
Homer: [Gets his wallet] What for?
Bart: Lisa and I want to finance a series of animated cartoons.
Homer: Oh. Forget it!
-- "The Day the Violence Died"
Related:
- Bart: Hey Dad, can I have a thousand dollars?
Homer:
All right... [gets his wallet] Wait a minute! For what... - Bart & Lisa: Bye Mom! Bye Dad!
Homer: Bye Kids!
On your way back, pick up a six-pack of beer. --... - Bart: You've got to make more Itchy & Scratchy cartoons.
Lisa: The judge says it's okay as long as you pay Mr... - Homer: Come on, Lisa, say something funny.
[holds a tape recorded with a microphone]
Lisa:
Like what? Homer: Oh, something stupid like Bart would... - Homer: Which one's Itchy? The car?
Bart: The mouse.
Homer: Oh. I guess it's not him then. -- If only... - Bart: I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing.
[taps head] Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter... - Lisa: I never realized before, but some Itchy & Scratchy cartoons send
the message that violence against animals is funny.
Bart: They what? Cartoons don't have messages, Lisa... - Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy... - Lisa: Dad, can I have some money to buy Bart a birthday present?
Homer: [entranced by a TV show of pretty girls dancing...
