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  Homer: Oh. I guess it's not him then....
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  Bart: Lisa and I want to finance a series of animated cartoons....
• Bart: Hey Dad, can I have a thousand dollars? Home
  All right... [gets his wallet] Wait a minute! For what?...
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• Bart & Lisa: Bye Mom! Bye Dad! Homer: Bye Kids!
  On your way back, pick up a six-pack of beer. -- Homer J....
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  Save our seats. Homer: Will do. [a couple takes their place] Ma...
• Susan: Oh, now the parade has entered Bumtown! Oh, it's all just so exciting Dave!
  Dave: This certainly seems to be a poorly planned parade route....
• Marge: Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night. Where do you think you're going?
  Bart: Downtown. Lisa: We gotta get seats for the Itchy & Scratchy parade....
• Bart: There's a box you can sleep in. Chester: Thanks.
  Bart: Just move that cot out of the way. Cheste...