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• Homer: Which one's Itchy? The car? Bart: The mouse.
  Homer: Oh. I guess it's not him then....
• Bart: Well, yeah, Mom. I mean, we love you and Dad too, but God knows we don't need to see you every day.
  Marge: An occasional hug is all I ask. [hugs him] Ba...
• Bart: You invented Itchy? The _Itchy & Scratchy_ Itchy?
  Chester: Sure. In fact, I invented the whole concept of cartoon violence....
• Homer: Son, if you can look me in the eye and say you didn't take the collection money, that's all I need.
  Bart: [looking at him] I didn't take it. Homer: Why you little -- [strangles him] How can you look me in the eye and lie like that?...
• Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw .
  .. but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel...
• Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny, but it's not so funny when that violence is happening to you.
  Bart: [smug] But it _would_ be funny to someone who was watching us....
• Bart: Hey Dad, can I have a thousand dollars? Home
  All right... [gets his wallet] Wait a minute! For what?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Myers: I hope you're happy, kid; the studio's bankrupt.
  You just killed Itchy & Scratchy. [closes the studio's gate, bearing a "Out of business" sign] Ba...